Once upon a time there was a wild maiden, who spent her days working at The Round Table, and her nights shaking her booty.
Until one day a knight charged into her life, and told her he wanted to carry her away to a land of beauty and valor, where he could slay dragons and love her endlessly.
This life of travel, mystery, and passion sounded perfect, so she jumped into his arms and he whisked her away.
Before long, a wee faerie fluttered into their hearts, and bound them together for all eternity.
They loved their faerie and their life in the sun, but something was still missing. Then one day a haphazard bat, crash landed right in between them, and as soon they looked at him, they knew their family was complete.
And they all yelled, screamed, and loved each other wildly ever after.
The End.
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