If you give a Lisa a car then she'll want to keep it cleaned out. And if she cleans it out then she'll want to vacuum it. And if she vacuums it then she'll want the clean it with Armor All and window cleaner. And if she cleans it with Armor All and window cleaner then she'll want to wash the outside. While she's washing the outside she'll notice that the grass needs cut, so she'll get out the lawn mower and cut the grass. Once she's cut the grass she'll realize she needs to trim the edges too, so she'll go get the trimmer and trim the edges. While she's trimming the edges she'll notice that the bushes need pruned, so she'll get the clippers and prune the bushes. Since she cut the grass and trimmed the edges and pruned the bushes there will be clippings all over the driveway so she'll have to sweep the entire driveway and the side of the house.
When she goes to put the trimmer and the lawn mower away she'll walk past the backyard and see that it could also be mowed and trimmed. So she'll do that too. And while she's out there she should water the lawn and the garden, so she'll do that too.
When she comes inside to take a shower, she'll notice that the kitchen is a disaster.
So she'll clean that too.
Since she's already in the kitchen, she might as well start dinner. Once dinner is ready she figures she should have a glass of wine. And if you give a Lisa a glass of wine... well she's probably not going to do much else!Story time is brought to you by... Guitar Hero!
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Not that video games are every thing, you should also play sports!
So I think I'll stop drinking java chip frappucinos!!
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